Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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