I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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