You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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