OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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