Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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