We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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