Christians are straight up FREAKS
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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