I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
