i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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