He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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