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(718): View more from New York

3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight

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(718): 3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight http://tfl.nu/iyeq

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(647): View more from Ontario

hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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(647): hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight. http://tfl.nu/a6ne

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.

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(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl. http://tfl.nu/cxal

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect http://tfl.nu/gnro

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(612): View more from Minnesota

you guys were way drunker than both of me

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(612): you guys were way drunker than both of me http://tfl.nu/x140

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(310): View more from California

that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something

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its my fault though, i'm wearing tights

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you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap

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(310): that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something (818): its my fault though, i'm wearing tights (310): you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap http://tfl.nu/15rb

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(347): so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?" http://tfl.nu/d8rd

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(828): had another sex dream about alec baldwin... http://tfl.nu/qec0

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(716): View more from New York

hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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(716): hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work http://tfl.nu/rvok

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(251): View more from Alabama

Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.

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(251): Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record. http://tfl.nu/akbh

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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(715): 1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed http://tfl.nu/vbeb

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(214): View more from Texas

nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.

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(214): nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours. http://tfl.nu/u4n6

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

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(404): Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire. http://tfl.nu/nkea

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(845): View more from New York

The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..

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also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.

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(306): woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize.. (306): also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor. http://tfl.nu/t99m

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