Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old