guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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