Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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