That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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