problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
