You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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