Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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