I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Less talking, more tequila
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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