so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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