Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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