Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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