Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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