i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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