is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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