But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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