then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dignity is for republicans.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My dad just said "fuck circus"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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