these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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