giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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