People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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