Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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