Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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