gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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