im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I got chris browned last night
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
did you just send me my own nude
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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