Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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