Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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