he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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