By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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