I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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