mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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