We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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