I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was confusing and full of hummus
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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