White coat. Heels.
I love black thongs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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