and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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