Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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