i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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