She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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