I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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