oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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