I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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