youre lurking in front of me
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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