Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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