You're completely useless in the revolution.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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