I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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