fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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