He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
