the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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