He had one of those small greek statue penises
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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