Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He passed out mid-signature
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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